Called my father this morning

Dad, there’s a dead gecko near the washing machine door! I need to unload the laundry and dry them!! Oh GOD what should i do??! The body had turned blue, i think he accidentally drank the termites poison!

GeckoGet your gardening shovel. Take the gecko, bury the carcass in your garden as it will started to smell for a few days.

Oh, ok.

I did as instructed and problem is solved. Ah, what would i do without you in my life, daddy-o :).